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Comment by Roze Collins, Admin. on Saturday

Comment by Len Berghoef on Saturday

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.

The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."

The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and said, "I am the Father of many."

The boy said, "My Dad has four boys, four girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds," and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly... but on leaving the bus, he leaned over and said, "Well, maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."

Comment by diedre Knight on Friday

His wife's graveside service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little, old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there."

 

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Comment by Susie Moore (ADMIN) on May 21, 2012 at 11:00am

Author Comment by Paidra Delayno on May 20, 2012 at 12:54am

1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'

My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the
lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.

Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - -
and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco

Comment by Len Berghoef on May 18, 2012 at 2:21pm

AIRPORT SCREENING STATISTICS

 January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland

Security:
Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

It was also discovered that 535 congressional representatives had no balls.
 

Comment by Len Berghoef on May 17, 2012 at 8:03am

Tour Bus Driver

 

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of retirees when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which she gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the shoulder again and hands him another handful of peanuts. When she is about to hand him another batch he asks her: "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we have no teeth," she replies. "We just love the chocolate coating on them."

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