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"THE HEART"



"Tomorrow morning," the surgeon began,

"I'll open up your heart..."



"You'll find Jesus there," the boy

interrupted.



The surgeon looked up, annoyed "I'll

cut your heart open," he continued,

to see how much damage has been

done..."



"But when you open up my heart, you'll

find Jesus in there," said the boy.



The surgeon looked to the parents, who…

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Read this today and thought I would share it as it is funny.

A friend was in the check-out line at Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for his dog,

when a woman behind him asked if he had a dog.

Why else would he be buying dog chow, RIGHT???

So on impulse he told her that no, he didn't have a dog, he was starting the Purina Diet again

and that he probably shouldn't because he ended up in the hospital last time,

but that he'd lost 50…

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The Mouse!  



A mouse looked through the crack in the wall

to see the farmer and his wife open a

package.



"What food might this contain?" The mouse

wondered - he was devastated to

discover it was a mousetrap.



Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse

proclaimed the warning: "There is a

mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap

in the house!"



The chicken clucked and scratched, raised

her head and said, "Mr.… Continue

I have been thinking a lot in the past few months, and trying to figure out how to get traffic to my website.

 

When I started marketing online 8 plus years ago.  Traffic Exchanges, Safelists, Text Ads, Classified Ads, etc were all resources that were recommended to get traffic to your website.  As the years have passed I have begun to see that…

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